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A term used for when a lifeguard has sex with his patient on the beach instead of saving them
i saw a lifeguard doing "lifeguard business" at the beach!
When a colleague is so far shoved up another female colleagues ass, the only thing you can see is the wiggle of his feet and part of his tie.
Tony: James is such a business vibrator, he's always up Stacy's ass.
Michelle: I know and all we can see is his tie this time...no feet.
Tony: He must be really in there good.
If you support a business at all, you support it enough, you don't have to spend money at a small business once a week to prove that you're a good enough citizen to some entity that doesn't really give a fuck about you, the business, or whether you're a good enough citizen (the same entity that created Small Business Saturday).
Small Business Saturday is a way to control people's spending habits, nothing more and nothing less.
Having a small business saturday is like having a gym saturday. It's your body, it's your business what you do with your body, how you treat it, and so on, but pretending that you are dedicated to something like that because everybody's doing it is pretentious, fair-weather bullshit. Some of us have treated our bodies like amusement parks before, and still don't call ourselves or other things something they're not. Call it what it really is.
Small business Saturday is for people who don't really give a fuck about the business 6 days a week.
The exact same groups of people that had small businesses shut down forever are the kinds of people that came up with small business Saturday.
Small business Saturday will never undo what is done to a business when it is forced to shut down for weeks or months at a time.
An in-ear piece that lets other people in the office know you're uninterested in interacting with others. Business Condoms block you from receiving unnecessary and unwanted verbal ideas and diseases. Most commonly known as Apple iPhone headphones (the Trojans of business condoms).
Andrew: Taylor, take out your business condoms and listen to me.
Taylor: (removes headphones)
A step up from very busy or extremely busy
We were down someone at work today making it buttfuck busy