Double Bubble Blast

The act of receiving a blowjob while the girl has gum in her mouth. As time continues, the girl quickly pulls the gum over his dick to make a condom. The guy then begins to fuck said girl and upon ejaculating, the gum will "blow a bubble". Said girl then pops the bubble resulting in a facial.

Stranger A: yo bro! Did you hear about _______!?
Stranger B: naw man, what happened?
Stranger A: he double bubble blasted the shit out of ________!

methaine muff bubble

When a females under ware is positioned sending her fart forward and creating a bubble of gas between the vaginas lips.

While eating dinner chelsea had to squirm to rid her vagina from a methaine muff bubble.

Bubble wrap neglect

when some one throws away bubble wrap with out popping the bubbles.

lil jonny: dad what are you doing with the unpopped bubble wrap
Dad:why im throwing it away son.
lil jonny: but that is bubble wrap neglect

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bubble tea

What one makes when one farts in the bathtub.

I ripped a nasty one, and had to rinse my face with that bubble tea.

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Burst your bubble

When someone is feeling all happy and opptimistic, you take your asshole self and totally break his happyness, therefore bursting his bubble. Eventually, you will become known for bursting people's bubbles, and they will hate you with a burning passion.

Guy: Don't worry dude, she's hanging out with her friends. She's still faithful to me.
Other Guy: Uh, I hate to burst your bubble Editor's note: No he doesn't., but there she is drinking with that guy.
Guy:... Fuck you man.

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bubble tea

When you're you're sitting on the porch, enjoying a cup of tea and a nice fag, when suddenly, you have have to fart, and have spontaneous diarrhea, in your pants

i was just sitting there one morning, and i had to pump... and then POP! bubble tea

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shit bubble volcano

The act of packing an anus with baking soda then topping off with vinegar to create a shitty, bubbly anal volcano. (Mentos and diet coke can be substituted but with somewhat less spectacular results)

I heard Mark and Brian tried a shit bubble volcano last night, I feel bad for those casino cleaners.