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This is a fake historical event that has been mentioned about Barney Stinson in the show How I Met Your Mother (2005-2014). Barney mentions this event when there was not so many guys in the night club.
Show: How I Met Your Mother (2005-2014)
Season: 3
Episode: 12- No Tomorrow
Time: 5:00
"Bodyguard: Yeah. Sorry, guys. Look, if it was just you two, you can go in right now. But we got nothing but girls in there. People are gonna start thinking it's a lesbian bar.
Barney: Would you excuse us for a minute? (To Ted) Ted I'm going to be hones. I was full of it with that whole Nostradamus thing.
Ted: No! (sarcastic)
Barney: But I'm starting to think there is some serious planetary cr*p going on here tonight. Never in the history of New York City nightclubs has there been a shortage of dudes. Now even during the great dude shortage of 1883. We've got to ditch these girls. (The ones accompanying them)"
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1) When someone is doing the exact opposite of a great job. Typically used when an employee demonstrates substandard performance.
2) A terrible job
JOEY: You are doing a great job Kris!
KRIS: Thanks ?
A phrase describing something that is so obviously bad for someone that it is sarcastically described as being great news. Derived from the 2008 Election where FOX news tried to make any news pertaining to the election, especially bad news, as a positive some how for John McCain!
Fox News Anchor: "Today photos were found of John McCain sodomizing his illegal immigrant lawn boy Juan."
Fox News Pundit: "This is Great news! For John McCain!."
or
Fox News Anchor: "Barack Obama leads in polls 99% to 1% with only 2 days before the election.
Fox News Pundit: "This is Great news! For John McCain!"
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Home of the pharmacy, where you can buy shit weed in the bathroom and get beat up by the stoners that deal it. And plenty of people go to rehab because apparently peer pressure is real. Where you can spot hoes every two feet along the hallway. Where the only people who get beat up are the dudes who everyone mentally punches because of their douchey self-righteousness, and we laugh about it because we can. A place where you can't bend over without someone making an ass joke, and without people making trips to five below to get padded underwear for these jokes to be made on their behalf. For tons of stupid ass valley kids getting slutty and going down on the guys who want a blowjob, and uncomfortable grinds and a rough handjobs are just around the corner. And if the guys weren't horny enough, the girls who lack self confidence will choke and throw up on their dick for a compliment. The bathrooms, where the ground is always wet and messy, and people leave their throw up in the toilet. And last but certainly not least, one of the best high schools in Pennsylvania.
I went to great valley high school and now I'm fucked up for life. And the people who I went with pretend to be ghetto even though they're from Malvern.
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a beautiful, loving show about foods and fun. demonstrates the capacity of human kindness, passion, and love for sponges. love is spread with quite murmers and kind pats.
great british bake off-
mary: quite lovely
paul: doesnt work. not for me. quite bad.
but ...
good texture.
This death occurs exclusively in the world of online multiplayer computer games, namely Garrys Mod. This is experienced only on online servers with a lot of addons, players, and ping. This causes the entire server to freeze up, and time out many players, and crash the remaining. This is awfully similar with the recent DDoS strikes on other multiplayer games.
I tried to play Teh Build Box on Garrys Mod but we experienced The Great Lag Spike of Death.
Welcome to Great Valley, considered one of the best high schools in the state. But, do not be fooled by its good ratings and college acceptance rates. This school really is a hit or miss place if you go. If you can find a good friend group and not piss off the administration, you will be fine. If you are socially awkward or belong to a low income family, run... just fucking run... The students who consider themselves "popular" consist of girls with daddy issues and lacrosse and football players who think that 5 inches is considered big. Everyone Juuls or smokes weed in the wet, dirty, and, moist bathrooms and end up getting a 1 day ISS then get pissed because "they didn do nothing wrong". Most of the students are pretty normal people, but, it's the small group of students that will ruin your experience at the school. You have your typical 80's movie high school groups - The nerds, The jocks, The trailer park kids, The hicks, The hoes, and last but not motherfucking least, the worst group of them all which consists of only a few Great Valley students. The rich ones. Vineyard Vines and $400 pens are the regular for this small group of lousy human beings. From daddies money to the stock trader who thinks he's hot shit just because he has more... Yes, this is what in the end makes this school a horrible place. But hey, it's still #2 in the state!
I went to Great Valley High School for 4 years, and now I have a nicotine addiction
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