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Sirius Black was the only thing that made me read harry potter after book 3. He is sensitive, funny, rash but he just fits in. he is the best character yet..when he died in book 5 i balled my eyes out for the next week. i hope, even though it is unlikely, J.K. Rowling reads this and brings sirius back! he was just so great, and call me a sook, but it was great those years harry had a godfather.
R.I.P Sirius Black as he will be so sorely missed by many people I think J.K. Rowling has done a very, very, very stupid thing
Sirius black: Kreacher what are you doing?
Kreacher: Cleaning Sir!
Sirius black: you havent cleaned in years! the black house is getting blacker by the day!!
A phrase used when someone is late for work or being lazy at work.
White people say things like fashionably late etc.
A black person would say they were on black time
In the dark world, there always is a ray of light that will shines no matter where to give you the warmth and path you need to see.
Black Sun depicts the life he lives.
The 13 year old girl who sang the song Friday, which has gone completely viral on youtube.
The lyrics to the song Friday are pure artistic poetry that speak to the very core of the human soul. With eloquent lines such as,
"Gotta grab a bowl, gotta have cereal"
"Gotta make my mind up, which seat can I take?"
"Yesterday was Thursday, today it is Friday, tomorrow is Saturday and Sunday comes afterwards"
"We we we so excited"
the lyrics marvel even the brilliance of Shakespeare himself.
Ah hell, I can't keep a straight face. Rebecca Black makes even Justin Bieber seem like Pavarotti.
In the truly abysmal music video, Rebecca Black and her 12 year old friends can apparently drive cars to late-night parties, with an appearance form an Usher look-alike who raps such poetry about following school buses and joining children at parties.
Not many people notice, but if you pause the video somewhere at the very start (during the fast-forwarded scene of the digital clock) you'll see that the time says 6:91am. Rebecca can even bend time itself.
Rebecca Black is an inspiration to all hopeful singers.
If she can make a record deal with this trash, so can you.
Well, where to begin. First W.A.S.P. are not the only preps in the world,there are also B.A.C.P.(black american christian preps)<-- I proclaimed us that myself. Second being preppy is NOT A TREND!! It is lifestyle. Im black, a prep, and no im not one of those ghetto acting black people either. I am just as prep as the next preppy person, but only darker. And no true preppy black person wears aeropostale, hollister, or even abercrombie and "Fitch". The guys where vineyard vines, Lacoste, L.L. Bean, Brooks Brothers, Topsiders, Cole Haans, Polos always popped, Ralph Lauren, and especially Patagonia(for when there filling sporty). And trust me the more monograms the better. For the Girls Lacoste, Polos always popped, Lilly,Topsiders, L.L. Bean, Vineyard vines,Nantucket red, Eliza B, J.Crew, C.K. Bradley is a MUST, and basicly any other preppy clothing you can think of,and less make-up the better. We are well educated meaning top of the line schools usually private and our families usually belong to the Jack and Jill of America Foundation. And we normally summer in nantucket or the cape. Being preppy gets me many stares but i love my lifestyle and will always be preppy! So when you see a true black prep tip your collar by letting them know being preppy is the ultimate way of life.
Our sports include: Soccer, Tennis, Golf, Crew, and basketball, and Football.
average look:
guys
hair cut low to head
polo pref. doubled and popped
madras shorts
moccassins
girls
hair laying down w/ ribbon
pearls: earrings and necklace
pink lacoste popped
white vineyard vines skirt
white cashmere sweater tied
over shoulders
j.crew flops
vineyard vines tote
kate: HEY look at those black preppy girls!
ashley:where i dont see them?!...
kate: over there in the pink polos, they look so classy
ashley: yes they do, gurl
preppy blacks are the best!
Just a normal penis that many lowlife black men like to exaggerate about. They lie about having huge dicks to give themselves a feeling of security because they have nothing else to be proud of. This cliche is often taken to ridiculous levels in porn where they hold 2 foot long dildos over their crotches and shovel it into some poor woman's body while the "cuckold" (almost always a flaccid white man) watches. It gets to be pretty downright racist against white people. The truth is there is almost no discernible difference between any race regarding penis size, and even at that, the average penis is much better at pleasing a vagina than an enormous dildo.
A) Low-life black man: "muh dik iz hueg! all de bitchez luv da big blak cok!"
Black businessman: "That's cool, keep bragging about that while I apply myself to things that actually matter."
B) (During a porn shoot)
Nasty unkempt black man: "yea u liek dat whitey? ur bitch luv da big black cock! u b jeluz!
Nasty slut: "Ooh yes fuck me harder! ..when do I get my money?"
"Cuckold" (actually unrelated to actress): "Oh boo hoo I'm getting paid to stand here and do nothing.. sure is horrible"
Nasty unkempt black man: "Hahaha- whoops, dildo slipped off.... readjusting... k good. Ahahaha!"
Black and wild is a way to smoke marijuana by buying a black n mild at any convience store emptying half of the tabacco in it then packin it with the sticky icky. not only does it look like a legal black n mild while smoking it , the thc from the weed gets into the tabaco half which you smoke also after the weed part. All of this makes a very good smoking experience. 727 DA BURG
Logan- yo bro you wanta wake n bake tommorrow before school ?
Sean- hell ya bro i got that sticky icky, what you wanta smoke it out of , a blunt ?
Logan- naw man we'll smoke a Black and Wild
Sean- tru tru