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house pet

A significant other who is mostly ornamental. Someone who you are in a superficial relationship with, usually a ditz kept around mostly for sexual gratification.

Her and I aren't exactly discussing philosophy, she's more of a house pet.

by Chris Hubick January 30, 2006

25πŸ‘ 17πŸ‘Ž


white houses

your memories of your first time having sex.

"and im holding on to your secrets in white houses"
-vanessa carlton, white houses

by nlnesb November 2, 2008

19πŸ‘ 12πŸ‘Ž


man of the house

most dominant male in the household

"wash the dishes and bring me a beer son, and woman make me some food" - man of the house.

by unowned August 5, 2005

58πŸ‘ 44πŸ‘Ž


house dick

House pussy's mate. A house dick is a man that you can copulate with at any time you wish. It resides in the same house as you, and is usually referred to as "husband" or "signficant other".

House dick is the biggest blessing.

I have to go home and ride that house dick.

Don't want none of that street dick. I am going home to my house dick.

by @nosilla_ann October 22, 2015

14πŸ‘ 8πŸ‘Ž


haunted house

During Halloween times, people love to look at haunted houses and spooky things.

Haunted Houses are believed to have spirits and ghosts haunting them, trying to scare the shit out of unsuspected people.

A lot of times, these houses are really old and the spirits have been haunting them for a long time.

So many people want to go into haunted houses... why? You'll just scream and run out.

by lunar shadows November 1, 2004

44πŸ‘ 34πŸ‘Ž


fuller house

Fuller house a show on netflix . There was a full house, Now there’s a fuller house, when all the kids are older and they have kids.

Hey! Denver full house? We used to watch that as a kid! Now there’s fuller house and they are old and they all have kids

by Basiclele3 November 27, 2017

10πŸ‘ 5πŸ‘Ž


joss house

A premises used for the purpose of prostitution

We went to the casino and then blew the money at a joss house.

by Brett Sheargold July 1, 2006

11πŸ‘ 5πŸ‘Ž