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That is, blowing a load of cum into one of the various orifices of a woman, most likely her mouth. The term was coined by the Hungarian rapper Tommy Fluor
Open your mouth, here comes the jizz grenade!
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verb. When you're deep throating a betch and you dick goes up instead of down and you ejaculate all up in there brain
Oooh I was with James last night and i totally jizz-brained his betch ass.
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A person, not bad, who sicerely bielieves in making everyone around them ejaculate incontrollably for no self gain.
Landon's jizz heart made everyone around him instantaiously cum in their pants. Really stopped the riot from happening.
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A girl whom is attractive enough to want to jizz on but otherwise not attractive enough or too personally repulsive to develop any deeper kind of relationship or even engage in intercourse with.
Ash: "That girl over there is pretty hot man!"
Laurence: "I have a few lectures with her, she's pretty annoying but a bit of a jizz cat though."
Alex: "Would you ever date a ginger?"
Joe: "Gingers are jizz cats for me dude."
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When a drunk or clumsy friend spills Jamba Juice all over your pants.
Edward: Damn it Vincent! You just Jamba jizzed all over my pants!!
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The nastiest thing I've ever heard of
Damn Luvnuts, go easy on the jizz slurpees!
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For all you geography lovers out there, this is the process by which glacial education makes you cream in the lake at the snout of a galcier to turn it murky - an alternate form of rock flour.
"Damn, that beef supreme glacier over there, accompanied with its drumlins and eratical squitzes, has just made me produce some high velocity glacial jizz in the post-glacial lake."
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