Random
Source Code
Random
A common phrase said when it is snowing outside, typically said in southern states (where people don't actually smell moose)
(Guy1)"Hey man, I smell a moose!"
(Guy2 reply)"Get all the milk, eggs, and bread you can! They are callin' for a half inch tonight!"
When your deputy tells you to turn left, then turn right. But you drive through a wooden roller coaster with your squad car.
Nice job Junior you "Moose Twit!"
A large sturdy Mule typically seen in the desert area of Arizona
I rode an Arizona Moose to the base of the Grand Canyon
To drive a moose is to take a dump, but then drive it up someone else's ass, so they can punch a moose later on.
To punch a moose is to take a shit. My friend was constipated, so after I punched a moose, I took my shit and drove it up their ass. This is called to drive a moose. A few minutes later, they were successfully able to unload their bowels and later that night, they gratefully thanked me in private.
Noun: Poop, usually formed as a large pile of small turds.
If you're going down to the river, watch out for moose nuggets along the trail, or worse, bear poop.
Hose off your boots if you stepped in moose nuggets.
An extra large tampon for huge va-ja's.
Who tried to flush this moose plug?... Bring me a plunger!
Moose plugs couldn't dam that flow!