Paper Bag Special

In reference to a wing man's position, a Paper Bag Special means to cover the not so pretty face, with a paper bag when engaging sexual activities.
It was also a conversation of the Wing Mans job, that turned into a band name, by some teenagers in Albuquerque New Mexico.
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Buddy "Hey, I get the cute blonde, go distract her friend"
Wing Man "Maan, I don't want to look at that"
Buddy "Heres a paper bag"
Wing Man "She's a Paper Bag Special"

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scissors paper rock

A game played by 2 people (although you can play it with more if you wanna confuse everyone). The players make a fist and move them up and down and say "scissors, paper, rock", and on rock they change their hand into either a horizontal peace sign for scissors, flat for paper or keep it as a fist for rock. Rock breaks scissors, scissors cuts paper and paper smothers rock. Often used as a decider.

Mum: One of you kids has to mow the lawn
John: Scissors paper rock, loser mows.
Rusty: Righto.

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Paper Hanger's Bucket

The appearance of a whore's snatch tunnel after a busy night on the game. Reminiscent of a decorator's wallpaper paste recepticle.

She had a fanny like a paper hanger's bucket.

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rock-paper-scissors

A game to decide any outcome.
see: chonk

Lets chonk to see who gets to smoke the first bong.

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mexican fly paper

a used tampon hanging from a tac in the ceiling

man, that dude stinks more than mexican fly paper.

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paper mill lock

A lit area where you and your mandem can roll true and cop a bun

paper mill lock the littist place in England

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Crumple Paper Day

Crumple Paper day consists on the 15th of Dec. It is a day where you crumple paper in spirit. That day sucks for anyone named Page or Paper though.

“Are you ready for Crumple Paper day Paige?”
“NO LAST YEAR SOMEONE HIT ME WITH A SOGGY PIECE OF PAPER!”

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