She who hesitates salivates

She who emphatically declines food when offered then later asks & complains when its all been eaten later salivates.

I ask my wife if she would like some chocolate and she declines, but is distraught later when it's all gone. I answer she who hesitates salivates.

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she says alot of things

Def:A counter-phrase to the phrase:thats what she said

ex:
Chuck Norris:Thats a hard one.
Man:Thats what she said! XD
Chuck Norris:She says alot of things,now doesnt she?
Man:I guess now that you ment-
*Chuck Norris then roundhouse-kicks the poor,poor,stupid man*

she says alot of things thats what she said

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“does she listen to girl in red?”

A popular phrase used mainly on Tiktok to identify if a girl is a lesbian (or just likes other girls). Girl in red is a popular lesbian singer, so her audience is mainly queer women.

-“Did you see the new tiktok she uploaded? She is SOOO pretty! Should i hit her up?”
-“Idk...”
- “Does she listen to girl in red?”

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stop she was in my biology class

When someone makes a joke about suicide you can say, "Stop she was in my biology class".

Did you hear about Meghan?

"STOP SHE WAS IN MY BIOLOGY CLASS!"

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she sells see shells by the shee-

FUCK!

ok, she sells see sells- god dammit
she she- hold on I'll get it
she sells see shells by the shee- son of a bitch

she busy rn lil bro

The most heart wrenching text a man could ever recieve.

Guy: i miss u bae😞
Girl (the guy shes cheating with): she busy rn lil bro😂 *View 2 attachments*

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She Wouldn't Have To Ask Twice

Expression used by a male to indicate that he would engage in intercourse with a desireable female.

Man 1: "Did you see the tits on Celeste?! She's friggin smokin'!"

Man 2: "Yeah, let me tell you, She Wouldn't Have To Ask Twice!"