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The magic spot on a cat that when scratched results in the cat lifting its ass in the air. The spot is located on the top of the tail just above the cats ass,.. where its tail meets the body.
The under side is the cats ass,.. don't scratch there. The blissful state only provides lift for a minute or so. Scratching longer may or may not work depending on how horney the cat is at the time.
Bro,.. hit that cats 'ass button' and it will take your picture!
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A guy who was born to catch pop flys and say slap ass every single time he slaps ass!
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Term used by your buddy when he passed gas, released flatulent, fumigated your hallway, or crop dusted the meeting room
Douche 1:Dude look out, Brodie just ripped ass
Douche 2:I know he did it last time while waiting in line at starbucks
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the hair on your ass, ladies all guys got it so get used to it
he had like major ass hair
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A method of drinking consisting of at least three people, one of whom must be naked, and any sort of alcohol. The naked individual stands hunched over, about 45 degrees, so that the naked person's back is arched with a downward slope. One person is designated the pourer. It is the pourer's job to pour alcohol down the back of the naked person (the luge, as it's called). The third person lays down on the ground face up in a position and tries to catch the alcohol that jumps off the naked person's ass in their mouth.
This can easily be turned into a game (e.g. drinking game of who can catch more or properly predict where the spout will land).
My girlfriend, her friend and I were playing ass luge the other night to finish up the left over vodka, but my girl said that the vodka burned her asshole when it was poured down.
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Someone who achieves a feat of skill through nothing but luck
You landed that 3-pointer?! What a tin ass!
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This phenomenon happens when you see someone in their yard while driving around and they're standing and bent over tending to their garden. 99 percent of the time it's not a pleasant site and it can produce recurring images in your mind of a large object stretching out Capri pants to maximum capacity.
"Since the weather has been better lately, I'm seeing garden ass all over the place whenever I'm driving around."