Ham-and-egger

A real basic bitch. One with not much going for them.

Man, Bianca from the gym is a real ham-and-egger...

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Bro-ham

synonymous with "himbo"
a hammy bro with ham for brains but very cordial and attractive. A non-threatening being. Can be substituted for househusband.

He gave me bro-ham vibes

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smack a ham

to (masturbate)

"i am so going to smack a ham to some net porn tonight!"

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ham it up

same as give it up

Ham it up, my damies.

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Steamed Hams

Thicc thighs in yoga pants that are hot hot and moist.

At the gym
Bro 1: "Yoga class is about to let out"
Bro 2: "Let's go see some steamed hams"

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ham pencil

Slang term for one's own penis.

Johnny Bagholder got caught rolling his ham pencil.

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Ham MEATer

A measurement system for how unstoppable and amazing something is in any type of sport or competition setting.
HAM- The best of the BEST
turkey-Pretty good
Chicken-Average
Bologna- not so good
tuna- the worst..FAIL

-"did u see that spike! thats a HAM on the HAM MEATer!"

-"I don't even think there is a level for that on the HAM MEATer..u just completely embarrassed yourself"

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