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Sexual act: the female is giving the man a blowjob and right before climax, the man pulls his penis out and smacks the the female in the cheek right at the point of ejaculation leaving a smear of semen across her face. Sound effects of a bat hitting a baseball are helpful.
After the game, I took Sally back to my place and after a great blowjob, I gave her a Bronx Home Run.
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What a man says when he acts like he really be doing everything by going to work and paying a bill or two but actually don't take care of a damn thing at home including his woman, fixing shit, yard work or chores. He actually don't take care of home at all. He just feels that way.
Why u trippin?? I take care of home don't I???
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the best phrase ever. can be used when one is so furstrated, they give up. or when something is so lame, they cant stand it anymore. came from Cartman
1. Forget this shiznit ya'll, im going home!
2. You guys are so lame, im going home!
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In reference to someone with a wicked cold / cough / flu, telling them to stay at home with their own flem chunks
Dude1: (Cough, Hack), I don't feel so good!
Dude2: Dude, don't go to work, leave the DNA at home!
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alex: "man goatse massacre sucks dick!"
miguel: "hey faggot, go fuck home"
alex: ". . . ."
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The natural advantage that one female will have if they are... in the act with another female. This comes from "knowing the turf" better than most guys.
Martha: I hooked up with Cindy last night at Paco's party.
Mary: How was it?
Martha: Wicked Awesome. She knew exactly what buttons to press.
Mary: Ah, yes, The Home Court Advantage.
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