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A form of armchair expert who gains all their knowledge from the internet and then enlightens others on social media. The accuracy of their source information may be suspect, their analysis and conclusions are likely flawed, but they will shout down anyone who dares to challenge their expertise in the field.
In an online discussion of tractors on a newspaper website I posted that a problem with modern tractors was that a fault with the electronics could stop them dead and require a technician with a laptop to fix. An Internet Expert informed me that it was always possible for a modern tractor to "limp home" however bad the failure "in his experience".
I pointed out that I was a farmer and that for example on a Massey 5465 with Dyna 4 the gear selection is electronic, the rear hydraulics are electronic and a fault in either could strand a tractor in the middle of a field (no power or stuck anchored to the ground by a harrow or plough). The Internet Expert went very quiet!
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Internet clout points earned by things you have done on the internet. (Met actors, have a large follower base, do cool things, etc)
Yeah i have a few friends with IMDb pages I got some internet points.
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A smart ass on the internet that claims the economy can work itself out on its own, as long as there is no government regulation. This belief is usually based on the ECON 101 class they took a few years back. On closer inspection, most of the internet libertarian's facts don't check out.
Man, that guy on IRC was such an internet libertarian.
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1. A place that still doesn't exist.
2. A place that you'll never see the inside of, even if it did exist.
"Have you seen the End of the Internet?"
"No, because it doesn't exist."
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A person who overuses Google/Wiki/Stumble/Internet Search Engines to find the answer to any random question or look up any sought after piece of information that one knows little about, often in quick succession, with infrequent breaks to the bathroom or for a food delivery, for a period of hours/days on end.
Joe: "All Gary ever does anymore is stay at home and play Internet Whore"
Gary: Okay Google, riddle me this!
Does cracking your knuckles lead to arthritis?!??!
What is really being done about the creation of a Gypsy State?
Did OJ really do it?
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v. The process of finding an address of a person by first searching AnyWho's reverse directory by the person's last name, then using the address and phone number found to plug into MapQuest in order to obtain directions.
n. +er (Internet Stalker). a person who uses the said process to get to a person's house.
Person 1: How do i get to your house?
Person 2: Oh, just internet stalk it.
Person: Uhhh, what are you doing at my house, you internet stalker?
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An elite task force of ytmnders who hack, spam, and harass any sites that steal content from another. The ytmnd DOTIs have many allies, including folks from albino black sheep, 4chan (who, ironically, ytmnd gets most of its content from but notably not stolen), and occasionally a few other sites.
To be a defender of the internet is a great honor, even though any ytmnder can join. The DOTIs have their most power from raiding forums, and, in a few instances, causing them to crash. Often times ytmnders will reward themselves for their good deeds by causing tiny, defenseless, forums to crash for the fun of the hunt.
Most notable Defender of the internets victories include their causing of the ebaumsworld.com forums to collapse, due to excessive posting and account creation. This was an amazing victory all across the internet, for ebaumsworld.com is known for its excessive media stealing.
Another victory was the myspace-ytmnd war, in which the bastards at the Myspace Award Center stole a ytmnd icon and slapped a new name on it, claiming it to be their own. The elite DOTI hack taskforce, thankfully, hacked the side and slapped a big victory banner over the entire screen, in the form of the icon that had been stolen, with "Ytmnd LOL" written over it.
But one thing must be known about the defenders of the internets. If anything is ever stolen, you can call on them to get retribution.
Ebaum stole my video, ill call the defenders of the internets!
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