Jam Gland

the male equivilant of a womans period, where the male produces fresh strawberry jam from the anus or mouth. This jam is collected every month and is then sold on to tesco for a healthy profit. Such examples of the jam gland are in videos like "1man1jar" which clearly depicts the jam collection process going horribly wrong.

my jam gland just burst!

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jim jammed

some one actin like a dick or just to get a laugh....................................were u put ur hands in to the praying position & hit it as hard as u can up some1s arse crack )(...go try it now :)

oi mate come here u need to be jim jammed first
shut up or i will J.J u hard

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slow jam

An idiot or stupid person. May also affectionately apply to people who are delivering previously- or commonly-known information.

"Did you hear that kid? What a slow jam!"

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rail jam

A term used too describe intesense snowboarding sex.

shelby was being rail jamed in the half pipe by snow boarder steve

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toe jam

verb: the act of inserting one's junk between the pointer and big toe

noun: the sticky result of the above action

1. Johnny toe jammed Cindy till the cows came home.

2. Timmy wondered why Joe was sporting a big wad of toe jam on his left foot.

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Slam Jam

A drinking game in which any number of merrymakers attempt to bounce ping pong balls off a wall or window in to 4 personal beer cups while listening to "Space Jam" by Quad City Djs. Each player has 4 of their own cups that they must sink, drink and flip, in order to win. After a player sinks a cup, they must flip the cup from the edge of the table (like flip cup) in order to continue shooting at their remaining cups. The first person to sink, drink and flip their cups is crowned winner (and most drunk). The method of shooting differs from beer pong in that all shots must go directly off the wall in to each cup, making it a genuine slam jam.

Kris! There's a Slam Jam going on...what the fuck are you doing!?

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Pearl Jam

The Greatest Rock Band ever. A band who stays true to themselves and does not care about trends or album sales. Many bandwagon fans will tell you that their only good album was Ten and that everything else sucks. But true fans will love No Code and not care if it did not have any hits.

Stupid Bandwagon Fan: "Man I wish Pearl Jam would make another Ten again."

True Fan: "Fuck you, Ten was great, but they have made so much more better albums than that album."

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