Jew Bomb

Dropping the Jew Bomb in hope of ditching that ex-flirt, saying that you're supossedly jewish.

Guy: "Did you know I was Jewish?"
Girl: "Aww hell no, you're dropping the Jew Bomb on me?"

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Ghetto Jew

A person who only has money long enough to buy drugs or bail someone outta jail.

Man you hear about him? Old boys a Ghetto Jew always havin to blow his money on drugs or bailin his ass outta jail.

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Jew Hammer

A sock filled with coins, used for bludgeoning purposes.

"I don't know why the villain in Casino Royale used a rope to bash James Bond's nuts, he could have just used a Jew hammer."

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jew-rich

more money than oprah.

that guy's got so much money, he's jew-rich!

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Sagebrush Jew

A slang term or insult for Mormons, it plays on the fact that many of them live in Utah, Nevada, and other Western Desert states and that some of their stereotypical financial and social practices mirror those of Jews.

Robert is Mormon, lives in a Million Dollar house in Salt Lake and drives a Lexus. What a Sagebrush Jew.

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Jew daddy

A man who is not a Jew himself but a man of the Jews themselves and he has the power over many juicy memes

Don’t hate on my memes I am the Jew daddy himself

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Playing jew

A game played with two or more friends and some random people.
Aim: to Call out a Jew
How:

1.throw a coin near a bystander without them actually seeing you "drop it"(use a heavy like a quater, the bystander needs to bramble to hear the coin hit the ground. try avoid coins like dimes or nickels)
2. Wait and see if they pick it up
3. If they pick it up yell at them calling them a Jew.

Me and John made a montage of us playing Jew with a bunch of randoms

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