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An individual on a bus, whose seat mates always seem to mistake them for a resting pad, and lean on them to get a couple extra needed minutes of sleep.
I wish people weren’t such fags. I’ve been a bus pillow for 3 guys already. 0 girl!
She screams and put a pillow over her head
Lady: what's a pillow test?
Man: if you scream, I'll put a pillow over head.
Lady: during sex?
Man: yes.
Lady: shut up?
we struggle with this @#%! every night
we struggle with this @#%! every night #hot side of pillow
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Your pecker pillows are your balls, since your pecker spends a good amount of time resting on them.
I was sitting in a chair and I looked down and saw my root resting on my pecker pillows.
The filler in Mike Lindell’s “My Pillow”. It is made up of crack, sniffing glue, and Mike Lindell cum. The combination of these ingredients create this cheasy-like substance that fills up every shitty ‘My Pillow’ hence the term “Pillow Cheese”.
Do not ever eat the Pillow Cheese if your shitty ‘My Pillow’ rips open.
Two friends who have dated the same person
Isn’t it awkward between Maya and Taylor? I mean they have the same ex.
Nah don’t worry those two are pillow buddies.
Posh slang for Saggy tits.
Oh gosh Tarquin, that aged dame 10 foot yonder certainly has some sallow pillows