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An inflatable fuckfest to you through the TSA lines or HOV lines on the way to work. This durable “washable” inflatable life size a promo ally correct life like Pillow will sure to be a hit at all your upcoming events; whether your at home ,travel or just having dinner with your parents and need a date. She or he or it will get you through it.
While at jury duty I was so stressed I had to relieve myself with cumpanion pillow. The judge and other jurors objected. But I susStained and finished
Plans that someone who never follows through with anything or finishes what they start makes or just continuously talks about just have something talk about; plans that are nothing but fluff because the person that made them never follows through
When you have a friend that always talks about getting a job and going to college but doesn’t actually get up and put forth effort to do so is someone who makes “pillow plans”—nothing but fluff
A person (tipically a woman) who masterbaits with a pillow.
Many people enjoy the softness of a pillow. Woman typically ride a pillow in the cowgirl position, while men may thrust in between two pillows.
The visual thumping and thrusting of a woman riding a pillow is where the "Bunny" part comes from.
She is such a Pillow Bunny, she only wants to make love on top of me!
Someone whose ass is tight but their face is shit so you just shove it into the pillow while you fooking.
1: Damn, she fine.
2: Yeah, but you gotta keep that face out of view.
1: She a pillow stuffer fo sho.
The art of propping one's partner up on a pillow during sexual intercourse.
Me and my women had pillow pilates last night
A pillow mut is a female that is unattractive amd you dont let your friends see her....EVER.
Get out of my bed you pillow mut. Before my friends see your ugly ass.
Married, attached or single woman who likes to hang around Swinger/Lifestyle couples socially; acts somewhat bi- sexual in social settings where there is flirting, light touching and kissing. (Really not bi, just showing off for husband/boyfriend).
Somewhat socially awkward so must get buzzed on alcohol, drugs or both. Will allow women to go down on them but rarely ever if ever reciprocates.
Never will touch or play with Swinger/Lifestyle guy but also never tells single male or married male their true nature out of fear they won’t be asked to LS events/parties.
“She is such a Ponce Pillow Princess, she is never gonna touch another husband!”