Salt spunker

Someone who HAS to throw salt in the game salt in the game

"Fuck Georgia, He's nothing but a two timing salt spunker!"

salted but roll

When you salt an asshole and then lick it.

Last night we had a few salted but rolls at the frat house

salting season

the opposite of cuffing season. time to dumb, be dumped and throw SALT on all those happy winter relationships

i don't have to buy her a christmas present bc im celebrating salting season early this year

kosher salt

(noun) a secret phrase used by some food enthusiasts to refer to a type of "food powder" that is often used to enhance the flavor and texture of dishes. This "food powder" is typically made from dried herbs, spices, and other seasonings that have been ground into a fine powder. The name "kosher salt" is used as a code word to keep the true nature of the powder secret, as it can be seen as unconventional or even unappetizing to some.

Hey, have you tried adding a sprinkle of kosher salt to your scrambled eggs? It's my secret ingredient, but don't tell anyone.

The salt bae

A new sex position where you do the salt bae to spinkle some salt into the wounds of your haters.

Yh Jerry we did the salt bae last night.

Salted up

Getting a base level drunk the night before a big drinking night to increase your tolerance

Make sure you get salted up the night before the golf trip tomorrow. Don’t want to come in all excited and get overserved

Salted M&M Cupcakes

1. The phrase used by elderly men when they want to binge watch all the Sharknado movies out of order and guess how the timeline goes.

2. A man's body hair.

3. The slang term for colorful feces.

4. A burnt Arabian woman or horse.

5. Water balloon(s) filled with feces and Skittles. Typically used by American children.

1. 'Hey Todd, wanna do a salted m&m cupcake?'

2. 'Mom, my salted m&m cupcakes grew!'

3. 'Dude, I just had the steamiest salted m&m cupcakes ever!'

4. 'That poor salted m&m cupcake other there has an ear infection! I'm superised that she still has ears. I mean, they're not even visible on her head!'

5. 'My sons were playing with their salted m&m cupcakes. Boy was it chaotic, messy too!'