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Right Turn Clyde

I always thought this just meant you were a bit retarded. As in, you can only ever make an inside turn. So for us fellow colonialists, "Left turn Clyde". Never go against the flow.. only with it.. lick those windows.

Also apparently means some shit to do with a monkey but.. really?

Person 1: Oh shit, don't get directions from him!
Person 2: Why not?
Person 1: He is a window licker.. he's a proper "Right Turn Clyde". You'll end up going in a circle!

by October 17, 2021


Right Turn Clyde

I always thought this just meant you were a bit retarded. As in, you can only ever make an inside turn. So for us fellow colonialists, "Left turn Clyde". Never go against the flow.. only with it.. lick those windows.

Also apparently means some shit to do with a monkey but.. really?

Person 1: Oh shit, don't get directions from him!
Person 2: Why not?
Person 1: He is a window licker.. he's a proper "Right Turn Clyde". You'll end up going in a circle!

by October 17, 2021


Vancouver left turn

Making a U-turn while driving, with little to no regard for laws, pedestrians or oncoming traffic.

I can 100% guarantee that whether it’s walking or driving, I will be killed by someone making a Vancouver left turn

by soup_19 December 16, 2024


Turned out to be a giraffe

When a person pretends to be someone much more valuable than who he really is

- Let's call John to the party tomorrow! His family's rich, he's nice, and he makes a ton of money. so he might bring an expensive present.
- No need to bother about John, he turned out to be a giraffe
- Oh, seems like he is not that successful and rich after all

by mithyard June 24, 2021


qwerty-turn

turning threes time clock-wise then ten times counter-clock-wise

he is so craze he is turning a qwerty-turn

by best-or-nothing November 29, 2021


Toss turn sunlight

This is when at night you roll around trying everything to sleep and then the sun comes up.

Hey man, how was your sleep last night?
Pretty shit, it was toss turn sunlight

by Dr need some sleep May 1, 2019


zero turn

The act of using one tongue to please a women's vagina and anus simultaneously.

Jessica is so fine i'd give her a zero turn on the first night.

by la A-town January 7, 2011