uncle fucker

Fucking your uncle is jerking off.

I like to fuck my uncle while watching pr0n

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Uncle Jimmy

A white male, equipped with scathing wit and a gentle demeanor, cow-worshipping, pot smoking, best friend to all but mostly Moolettes, which are rare mythical creatures that only occur when there is a new moon.
Together, Uncle Jimmys and Moolettes roam the earth, combating evil white dogs and running McDonalds.
Both are known to moo often and in different pitches, to signify different emotions. It is said the rain falls and little flowers grow when they moo together in harmony.

#1: My best friend beat the piss out of a small dog today with a hammer while repeating the phrase "Death rides a pale cow" over and over again.

#2: Dude, he's such an Uncle Jimmy.

#1: Moo.

#2: I know how you feel. Uncle Jimmy has such a strong effect on me. Let's go kick a puppy while eating a burger.

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Uncle Juan

a latin-american shunned by his peers because he/she took the time to learn english.

A variation of Uncle Tom.

Lisa: "look at how many guys are on standing in the back of that truck, and one all by himself"

Reese: " he speaks english, they don't like Uncle Juan "

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an uncle tom

A brave Black man willing to give his life for protection of others

I will die before i give away there location like an uncle tom

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Uncle Steve

That time of the month for a woman, girl and effeminate males.

Instead of "Aunt Flo" coming to visit, it's "uncle steve".

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Drunk Uncle

The strange pedo that ate all your jellybeans and passed out on the couch at thanksgiving.

Uncle drunk-nut likes beer. Damn that drunk uncle.

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uncle jared

The Jewish version of an Uncle Tom. Based on Jared Kushner and his self-loathing brand of being Jewish.

"How can Eli, a Jewish Man, date a neo-nazi? He is such an Uncle Jared."

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