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A short retard who doesn't like who calls hi a gay, eve though he is
"Oh Matt B is totally a gay" "No I'm not" " you are, I saw you kiss Your best friend yesterday" " Ya know what, I cant argue with that"
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Is a big stoner who is high 24/7..Who lives in Alaska..N wears big coats because his iglou is very cold..But everyone loves Eskmo Matt..because he has da best weed in da world..even thu its frozen..
"yo sadie u need to try some of dis alaska weed its da best ever" quoted by Eskmo Matt
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a fucking douchebag. the worst, ugliest, skinniest, fucked up piece of scum a person could know.
Hey, look its matt t, the guy that asshat that no one likes!
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a person that looks 4-5 years younger then their age. also cannot eat meat.
Guy 1: "That guy must me 21"
Guy 2: "No he's a matt rude, cant even drive yet"
Guy 1: "Oh."
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A verb meaning to wank oneself, specifically on a webcam.
'And he just pulled down his boxers and matted right in front of me!'
'Dude'
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A short fuck that eats dick for a living. Thinks he's good at nba 2k15 but really isn't good at all. Has a weird obsession with tea but he's a weird kid in general. Poor kid
Example Matt dingman likes dick.
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a boi who likes to scream in pillows while crying about his loss in a game of fortnite. don’t piss him off or he will hit you with a slipper
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