head week

The same thing as period week. Nobody is getting laid during this time, and the most a guy can reasonably expect is a blowjob.

Often the only time some guys can connive oral out of sexually stingy partners.

"Hey man, did you bang that girl last night?"
"Nah, turns out it was head week."
"Right on!"

18👍 4👎

meat head

A term that is used to describe a male who is overenthusiastic about lifting weights and whose thoughts consist of athletics, blondes, and sports cars. Meat heads are unaware of the majority of the English language and often communicate with others by using phrases such as “bro”, “dude”, and “sweet”. The dead giveaway of a meathead is if their attire includes a sleeveless muscle shirt, athletic shorts, and a lanyard for their car keys. If you ever find yourself in a setting with multiple meat heads, be prepared for frequent high fives, chest bumps, and hand pounds.

What Up Bro! - A common meat head greeting

530👍 228👎

Queer Head

A Queer Head is a girl or guy who is such a complete idiot or very stupid person.

That new girl who ran into the wall is such a queer head!

15👍 4👎

Light head

Someone who get drunk easily, synonymous with being a 'lightweight.'

That chick's a total light head; she's only had a couple of Strongbows and she's already pissed

15👍 3👎

clean head

A clean head is a bald-headed man, who is completely bald and shiny.

The clean head sitting in front of me is causing some serious glare in my eyes.

16👍 3👎

road head

The absolute greatest thing a sexually active male with a drivers licence and a car can wish for. Truly a slice of fried gold. Simply the most amazing feeling in the world. Although very dangerous to someone who needsto be consintrating while driving. However one needs not worry if they are spoted by an officer of the law while recieving road head, for in my experience they tend to applaude.

I was driving, my girlfriend was sitting next to me. It was a beautiful day, we had decided to take the longer, scenic route. Then suddenly she started giving me pleasure Lewinsky style, and i felt like a god. When it was over I turned to her and said, "Honey, you give the best road head in the world."

812👍 360👎

turtle head

when you have to poo and it is poking in and out of the anus

I really should go to the bathroom I have a turtle head poking!!!

107👍 39👎