Random
Source Code
Random
If someone has "burnt toast" it means they are in a bad mood because of a sequence of events earlier in the day starting with burnt toast. Example: you wake up in the morning and burn your toast, so you're in a bad mood and cut someone off driving, then he's in a bad mood and snaps at his co worker, then he's in a bad mood goes home and fights with his wife, then she's in a bad mood etc etc,
"hey bob how's your day going?"
"F*ck off would ya tony!"
"Oh sh*t, I don't need your burnt toast"
When you gettin ROASTED till you become burnt.
You become burnt toast.
Jack: You're brain's broken.
McD: Jack, brain's don't break. Please think .
Jack: Something I can do and you can't.
McD: I'm burnt toast.
When you shit your pants but continue to sit on it form burnt toast.
Brandon couldn’t run fast enough and shit is pants and just sat there until he pulled out some burnt toast
A meme that doesn't make sense and isn't supposed to. Usually causes confusion and people searching through the internet to understand the meme. Similar to an ironic meme.
I don't understand this at all. Why is everyone laughing about this picture of burnt toast?
LMAO I GET IT OMG!! #burnttoast
Derived from the vintage slang Milquetoast, meaning: timid, meek, unassertive. The origin of the term is a 1924 comic character named Caspar Milquetoast created by cartoonist Harold T. Webster. A man who's depicted as a weak pushover, his name alluded to the bland food of buttered toast served in a dish of warm milk.
John doesn't stand for anything. He'll agree to anything you say. He's a milk toast.
When someone with a mental retardation ie. a downy, is buttering your toast and dribbles a bit on the toast and spreads it in.
Jamail Damn Tyrone you did Spackered Toast again
Tyrone I didn't mean too dribbles a bit more
1👍 2👎
When you crack an egg into a pussy with a yeast infection
Friend:dude i made eggs and toast for her last night