Shifting around desperately on the toilet to get the last piece of poo out that's holding on precariously to your butthole.
That was a close one Pete, I thought I was going to be late for the meeting waiting to finish that poo, until I got the stubborn little piece out by doing the toilet bowl shuffle.
When you’ve just had an epic poop and you realize you are out of toilet paper so you hunch over and waddle to where you keep the toilet paper
Oh my gosh, Jon just took a shit and there was no toilet paper! He turned into a toilet paper goblin and went to go find a roll!
A shitty vehicle, preferably a 1998 F150 with over 225K miles, with flat black rims, badges, trim, etc, tinted windows, head lights, and tail lights. Plasti-dip serves as the basis for the flat coating.
We could take the Murder Toilet™ to the bar but I'll have to take the car seats out first.
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The act of racing on a high banked short track, resembling the features of a toilet bowl. I.e. NASCAR
I don't get how the rednecks can enjoy 3 hours of toilet bowl racing!
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Top rape site at school. Many ancient and recent battles have taken place. It is common knowledge that if you or your friend walk into L-Block Toilets, then there is a 99.9% chance you will not leave alive or well. If you do survive L-Block Toilets, you will be buying new pants after what happened in there. When special forces recovered recordings from L-Block Toilets, they always seemed to have ended with the sound of some pedo saying "Benni Boi Rapey Club."
"Yo Nigga we gotta get outta L-Block Toilets before Benni Boi gets here!"
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A child playing Minecraft. Over a pit of lava is the skibidi toilet and a creeper. The kid chooses to save the skibidi toilet by creating a bridge of blocks that lead to land. A few seconds later, the kid is teleported on top of a bunch of diamond ores as a thank you from the skibidi toilet. Soon after the child looks up, there are tons of creepers on the diamonds with him. In the distance, the skibidi toilet turned into a skibidi robot and the child starts to sing the skibidi toilet song, the video then abruptly ends.
Child: Skibidi Toilet or Creeper!!!
When someone’s ass has a V shape to it and is very flat like they sat on the toilet all day.
“Dude, the lunch lady has got some nasty toilet seat ass in those tight clam diggers.”
Louise screamed at the kid for giving her a $20 bill for lunch and she walked away with her V shaped flat toilet seat ass.
Uncle Henry’s toilet seat ass is noticeable in any pair of jeans he wears because it excentuates how flat and V shaped it is.