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Slang for beating off in a dirty or generally disgusting bathroom stall.
Don't ever be detouring yourself in the mushroom truck when John walks in. It won't be pretty.
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Euro Truck Simulator 2 (ETS2) also known as the most badass 9,11 simulator there is.
If you ever played the single-player, then you should deffinetly try the free multiplayer.
road rage and accidents #TotalyOnPurpose is so fun to look at and cause.
Do not try Multiplayer unless you have more than 50 mil, you will be broke after less than 30mins.
#CarCrash
"driving down a road peacefull, 200KMH."
"Random dude appears from behind, 250KMH."
"the random dude tries to scare me by going close to me."
"I make a hard turn and go off the road like a bullet # 100% damaged."
Euro Truck Simulator 2
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A Des Moines Dump Truck is when at least 7 people all shit in a large barrel, pot, ect. and then dump the contents onto an unlucky individual.
Aw man we're going to get Lars good this time. We are going to Des Moines Dump Truck him, dumping like 10 pounds of dung on his head!
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Jane used to get good grades until she fell off the truck. Now she's locked away in the mental instition and eats her food through a straw all day.
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An euphemism for imminent cunnilingus with a morbidly obese woman.
Yeah, I made plans to take Marcia on a date tonight. We're having dinner at a buffet, and if I play my cards right there's a taco truck around the corner, yo!
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A vehicle that there is no shame in owning. Some people will mock you for having one, but what you have is what you have.
Doesn't matter to me, I enjoy having a Small Penis Truck.
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National Truck Nuts Day, or NTND, is to celebrate the horrendous yet beautiful creation of Truck Nuts back in 1983 on February 23th by an anonymous group of people wishing to "Show off their massive hulking testicles" on the interstate in California. Nobody knows who created them, but one thing is certain: Enough people actually cared about these rubber symbols of masculinity to celebrate their creation on this day
It's National Truck Nuts Day jimmy!
What the hell is National Truck Nuts Day? Are you out of your mind?
SHUT THE FUCK UP JIMMY IT'S NATIONAL TRUCK NUTS DAY!
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