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urban dictionary

One of the most effective and economical methods of temporarily destroying any and all of one's faith in the human race.

Hmm... "Urban Dictionary", eh? How quaint! Let's see...

Oh. Oh, my.

by Durana August 16, 2007


Sub Urban

A young artist and musician, mainly popularized by his Tik Tok famous song called Cradles, which has many deeper and meaningful references and phrases. He uses some graphic or violent imagery in his music video and songs. He has other songs such as Broken, Isolate, Do It Better and Sick of You.

My favorite song is Broken by Sub Urban!

by artsybk November 23, 2019


Urban Rooster

It's the sound of the people in the street beginning two to three hours before the sun rises. It usually starts with random shouting (male drunks) and yelling/screaming (hookers) once they realize the bars have closed and they are caught off-guard being outside in the middle of the street. The 2nd phase is when cabbies screech to a halt and yell obscenities at the aforementioned city dwellers as they wobble in and out of traffic. Phase 3 continues to amp-up the street noise when the 'industrious' homeless begin collecting their cans and bottles from the trash strewn about. (Why the hell do they clink the bottles…don’t they know people are trying to sleep?) Phase 4 picks-up from there when the 'passed-out homeless' wake up and get agitated at everyone previously mentioned, and start yelling & slurring, but making no sense due to their grogginess. The final phase crescendos with police and fire sirens & horns responding to the circus that is taking place 100 feet from your home/condo/apartment. You are now fully awake.

Jim, whay are you so tired? Jim: I barely slept last night, thanks to the Urban Roosters starting up around 3 in the morning!

by Steve 6-15 March 16, 2009


Urban Addict

Someone who spends all day posting definitions on urban dictionary.com.

Bastardized bottomburp is an urban addict.

by psycho bitch March 06, 2004


urban teepee

a dwelling compiled ideally mostly of fence poles and old carpet, but substitutions can be and are often made.

That bum's makeshift tent really was just a glorified urban teepee.

by Shane McGehee July 11, 2008


urban kayaking

The sweetest sport. It involves a kayak in an urban setting, like a big city.

Hey dude, urban kayaking is the Shijit!

by Pablo Esca June 25, 2006


Urban Sophisticate

A sophisticated person that employs the urban experience with impeccable taste worthy of the highest class. This person exudes style and culture and effortlessly demonstrates this ability through quintessential forms of expression. Although some may envy them, most are generally attracted to their presence as they have no time to harness jealously, envy, or misgivings towards others. Their outlook is positive and therefore they tend to garner respect and gain success.

No example needed. Others know who they are. The title of Urban Sophisticate is earned and given, never claimed.

by my__pseudonym April 23, 2009