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Unholy and Sexual acts upon a female with a rather large cake (bumhole that is larger than 40 inches), will most likely take place inside a reeky yoke.
person A asks "how was your weekend samurai?"
person B replies: " my antics were unacceptable sensai, I performed unholy amounts of dump-trailer work on a large english white.
That's How Mafia Works is an expression parodying Instagram advertisement for the mobile game Mafia City in which a cartoon businessman points to an image with the caption "That's how mafia works". The meme was created and popularised by YouTuber Slazo in the video "Hilariously Bad Instagram Ads" and spread by Slazo's fanbase through the r/slazo subreddit.
Level 1 crook: *shows deji*
Level 100 mafia boss: *shows KSI*
That’s how mafia works
Reality Marble created by Archer (Fate/Stay Night) that allows him to control a large number of weapons.
I am the bone of my sword
Steel is my body, Fire is my blood
I have created over a thousand blades
Unknown to life, nor known to death
Have withstood pain to create many weapons
Yet those hands will never hold anything
So as I pray, Unlimited Blade Works!
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Some who works harder to avoid work than the task it self
Look at this work avoidance technician over here, he's working harder hiding from the foreman than doing the job.
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A beautiful vine (rip 2015 (I think)-2017)
"Road work ahead, yeah I sure hope it does."
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An Indian-appearing guy who was often used on message boards, especially those of Overclocked Remix, when a poster wanted to exclaim that another did "nice work" on a song or post. He became extremely popular almost in the same way as the All Your base phenomenon, and there were thousands of posts in which people tried to redraw graphics and put his head into the pictures. His real identity is unknown.
That's a cool Nice Work Guy picture!
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Used to describe someone who is too preoccupied with the task at hand to notice potential obstacles and hazards.
Comes from the response of Jack Phillips, senior wireless officer on the RMS Titanic, to a message from Cyril Evans, wireless officer for the SS Californian, which was meant to notify him of ice dangers in the waters the Titanic was passing through. Phillips -- who was busy relaying a backlog of messages from the as-yet-intact Titanic's passengers through the wireless center at Cape Race, Newfoundland -- responded to the loud interruption with the phrase, "Shut up; I'm working Cape Race!" The Titanic struck and iceberg and sank
Sue: "Does John not realize he's working himself into a corner?"
James: "No, he's working cape race."
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