as you wish

another way to say "I Love You", from the Princess Bride

"Farmboy, fetch me that pitcher."
"As you wish."

no you di'int

no you did not

"No you di'int just go there."

you are an idiot

An internet virus that turned into a meme. It's kind of a rickroll v2.

"You are an idiot! Ahhahah ahhhahaha!"

always you

A way to express love for someone

It's always you in my heart

it's not you, it's me

The reason one gives when terminating a relationship with someone who turns out to be repulsive and/or mind-numbingly boring.

It's not you, it's me...I'm just not attracted to you.

Loaf you

1.Another way of telling your friends you love them without using the word love.
2.If you know someone who loves bread.
3.If you love bread so much you use bread words when you talk.

J: Luff you sounds like loaf
K: Loaf you!
J: I loaf bread
K: I loaf you like bread

You love it!

Sarcasm. When someone is complaining about something, someone will sarcastically say "You love it!" just to make them feel worse about it.

Guy says: "Damn, there's nothing but ugly chicks in this club!"...

Sarcastic response: "You love it!"