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A duck duck goose girl (or guy)...is a person that has been benched by someone who is stringing multiple people along in a sexual or romantic way. Said "player" keeps his or her harem of simping partners on hold in a limbo of breadcrumbing as "ducks", until ready to choose the next "goose". They ramp up engaging behavior to manipulate said "goose" into chasing them, ideally for sex, but also for attention/ego. Then they put them back on hold as a "duck" once they get bored, and repeat the cycle all over again, choosing a different goose. These are avoidants who like to have a steady rotation of suitors in waiting, often longterm FWBs, always thinking they might be chosen. In reality- these people are emotionally immature, unable to engage in real intimacy, and often have fragile egos that they prop up by manipulating partners. Often, these people will keep a secret harem of "ducks" on hold during relationships with a "goose", until they either break up with them, or get broken up with. Regardless- their ducks will get breadcrumbed on the sneak during entire relationships because they can't ever fully invest themselves in commitment. They always have one foot out the door, and "ducks" are the back up options.
"I'm done being one of your duck duck goose girl. You want me to be there for you to use only when it's convenient or comforting to you, but you don't wanna reciprocate. You're busy getting your ego stroked by girls who haven't caught on yet. Keep your lame ass limbo- those girls can have you. I'm taking back my self respect."
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A beverage consisting of generic red wine and ginger ale, mixed roughly 50/50, usually in some shoddy plastic cup. Common to unsophisticated young women in Canada and elsewhere.
"What you drinkin', look like grape kool aid o' somethin'?"
"White girl sangria..."
Anti-PoGO hategroup
📍 Buttsuff PL, North Arlington Borough, Moms of Liberty City, Miami-Dade County 69420
A hate group against PoGO (Propaganda of Genocide and Oppression), founded by two girls in Buttstuff Place, Moms of Liberty City. The hate group was found in 2023 against Mrs. Burns and the class as a whole because she was giving everyone B’s and being annoying. Rumor says it that she liked her butt getting tickled by a feather and she adopted Veronica Lopes after finding that she is her third cousins’ dog.
I’m totally joining Girls of PoGO. I mean, Mrs. Burns it’s totally a rat and Veronica is such a fucking nimrod imbecile. They are the true threats to society, not us!!
Females who when they say most words say them with the added effect of a horror movie, slow opening, creeking door.
Guy one: "Hey man, how did that date go with that broad last night?" Guy two: "Ehh it was fine till she started talking, she's a creeky door girl." Guy one: "Still smashed tho?" Guy two: "Fuck Yeah!!!"
What da young NASA engineer Mark Rober discovered dat "Phat Gus" was during his "ninja-warrior obstacle course" squirrel-feeder experiment.
After discovering dat "Phat Gus" was "not a dude" (said gray chatterer was so roly-poly --- and had such a prodigious appetite --- due to being FULL OF BABIES, not from overeating), Mark Rober renamed his small furry "girl-squirrel" friend "Phantastic Gus".
Lesbian + queen + girlboss + my fav female singer
if you listen to girl and red you arent straight.
Person 1) Hey do you listen to girl in red?
Person 2) Yeah why?
Person 1) So ur lesbian?
Person 2) Uhm yeah?
Person 1) Same.