Random
Source Code
Random
Slap the slut out of you means to fuck someone so hard that they don’t want to fuck or be a slut anymore
She’s fucked so many dudes I’ll have to slap the slut out of her
2👍 4👎
like put a cap gun in someone's asshole and shoot it to give a pleasurable vibration in the rectum causing orgasm
David:Hey mary can you blow my ass out
Mark:blow my ass out too mary
Mary:fuck off
2👍 4👎
playing with big trucks, putting the wet stuff on the hot stuff, usually with lots and lots of beer, you get very thirsty putting or waiting to put the wet stuff on the hot stuff
A funny thing happened the last time I was hanging out at the fire house.......
2👍 4👎
Trying to knock yourself out can be defined as repeatedly hitting oneself, generally on the back of head
“Are you trying to knock yourself out?!?”, yelled Timmy's mother.
2👍 4👎
She can catch the fade, with that $2 wig.
Why are you talking out the side of your neck? She ain't done nothing.
61👍 16👎
In the world of born-again Christianity, a get-out-of-hell-free-card is a lame excuse an evangelical will use to justify or sugarcoat their shortcomings in order to keep up the illusion that they are still morally, intellectually and consciously superior to all the non-believing secularists. Oftentimes these lame excuses come in the form of Bible verses or paraphrased Bible quotes, but sometimes they will just comletely make shit up. One of the most popular get-out-of-hell-free-cards is the saying: "We err because we're human, but we constantly strive to be perfect like Jesus in every way." A more crazy rationalization for bad behavior is the accusation, "How can any of us mortals truly expect to comprehend the wisdom of God, which is so mighty that even the greatest of us stumble over His ignorance?"
Linda: Teens should wait until they're married before having sex.
Greg: At what age did you lose your virginity?
Linda: If you must know, I was 12. But that doesn't make it okay. We err because we're human, but being a Christian means that we constantly strive to be like Jesus in every way. Just because I sinned doesn't mean you have to also.
Greg: Wow, it sounds like she just used her get out of hell free card.
- - -
Bob: Woah, Georgie. You totally missed that grazing buck with your AK-47 and just killed that entire wedding party!
Georgie: How can any of us mortals truly expect to comprehend the wisdom of God, which is so mighty that even the greatest of us stumble over His ignorance?
Bob: Uh, yeah. I think your get out of hell free card is expired.
36👍 8👎
From Bob's Burgers: a burger served with okra!
"Hey Bob, what's the burger of the day?" "It's the Shoot out at the Okra Corral Burger, it's served with okra!"
56👍 29👎