banana and strawberry

sex
banana refers to penis
strawberry refers to pussy

Guy: Do you have a crush on anyone at school?
Girl: Nah. Most boys are ugly and only want girls for banana and strawberry

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banana clip

A large plastic two-sided clamp style hair clip shaped like a curved magazine clip fashionable primarily in the late 1980's and early 1990's.

"Oh my God! Where did you get that bitchin' banana clip? It's like SO rad!"

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banana man

One who attempts to cross a streat with his eyes open while wearing a yellow suit and calling himself banana man

Meatwad:Couldn't I just cross the street with one eye open?

Master Shake: You could if you want to cheat, do you think cheating will get you anywhere? You might as well just wear a yellow suit and call yourself banana man, 'cause that is what you're doing,so c'mon lets see it banana man.

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skeet bananas

v. to drop banana items in Mario Kart 64, thereby causing a trailing opponent to slip on them and skid out

Scott: (belligerently) "Oh crap! I slipped on a banana and skidded into the water!"
Steve: "Yeah baby, I skeeted bananas all over that sharp turn."

Toby: "Adam, quick! Skeet bananas on that Koopa Troopa ramp! Don't let Steve get the shortcut!"
Adam: "Fuck! He got through it already! Now the Effect is on."

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Banana Split

The act of receiving oral from someone with a split tongue.

'You know the guy I've been dating, the one with the split tongue? He totally gave me a banana split yesterday, my clit's never been so well tongued!'

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First Banana

The leader or superior, i.e. alpha male, of a group, clique, or social hierarchy. First banana is followed by the second in command, or second banana, who has reign over all bananas (e.g. third, second, fourth banana) excluding the first. Lower bananas are typically prone to the whims of upper bananas and can even become the subject of coercion or ridicule at the superior banana's expense.

Barack Obama is first banana; Joseph Biden is second banana.

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Banana Republicans

The extremist Trump supporters who deny the election results, and participated in an Insurrection at the Capitol during the electoral vote Counting.

Max: "Did you see all of the chaos and Insurrection at the Capitol when they were counting the electoral votes?
Christine "Yes, and there's no telling what those election results-denying, Trump extremist Banana Republicans will do next either."

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