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Phrase to use when a man's been simping. When a man, usually unattractive, publicly tweets at, or otherwise contacts, a girl who is usually out of their league with excessive compliments and/or the offering of money, you hit them with this. Anyone who received this phrase should automatically lose your respect. Stay away.
Tweet from @SoylentIsAwesome:
@pokimanelol
You're amazing, stunning. I want to give you money. What's your cashapp?
Tweet from @ChadBenja:
@SoylentIsAwesome
I hope she sees this bro.
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Created by Jerry Lavigne Jr, heard by Jersey Shore in Season 4, Episode 2. You say this line to someone who's trying to smush/hit on a LG/young chick, usually after stating how damn young she already is.
Vinny: If she got a basket on her bicycle, she's too young for you, man!
Pauly D: If she still has the parental control on her TV in her bedroom, she's too young for you, bro!
Vinny: If she only owns 'Snow White' on DVD, she's too young for you, man!
Pauly D: If Keds still light up, he's too young for you, bro!
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It means that she is a hoe that has been sucking dick behind the staples
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a christian version of "thats what she said" primarily for people who are putting sex off until marriage
"its so big"
"thats what shes going to say!"
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That sort of secret space under the bed where a girl keeps her dildos.
Girl, I keep my toys in the 'under the bed she-shed'!
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thats what she said can be added on to practically anything
Jim: im bored
Tom: Thats what she said
Jim: this tastes good
Tom:Thats what she said
Jim: this hotdog is larger than most
Tom: thats what she said
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what you tell your friends after you just got fucking laid
"Dude, I heard you got fucking laid last night" said Leroy "How was it?" Justin responded," Well she was sucking my dick for a while, then we did anal. And when we where doing that i mean, damn, she farted on my dick."
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