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September 2nd. a day where your boy friend and or guy friend has to say yes to anything you ask and they cannot say no. If they do they have to do whatever favor you ask of them
National boyfriend (friend) says yes to everything day
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Give your girlfriend/boyfriend a hug day. Show your love even if your young 💞
Guy 1: omg it’s 12th October
Guy 2: it’s national give your girlfriend/boyfriend a hug day
Guy 1: I’m gonna give her a hug
12th October give your girlfriend/boyfriend a hug day
He deserves it if you are actually dating
Sis it is national give your boyfriend your scrunchy day.
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you are dead to me. you will pay for what youve done. trust me when i say, you will not live to see another day.
person 1: ahhhhh look at that it’s november 4th
dylan: DAMNNNN IM FINNA BE DEAD! it’s November 4: National Kill Your Boyfriend Dylan Day :/
dylans girlfriend: *knife in hand*
On this day you give your boyfriend back all his tee shirts, hoodies, and sweat pants you’ve borrowed from him. Also it’s august 6th
Bf: Hey babe it’s august 6th you know what that means?
Gf: What happens on august 6th?
Bf: It’s “National give your boyfriend his clothes back day“
Gf: Oh wow I completely forgot
Someone who is basically a girls bitch forever. He is forced to do her chores. He can never put his foot down. She owns him.
Guy: hey lets go to the movies
Guy 2: sorry me and my girl are going to shop for food. I'm buying, driving, everything.
Guy: you her bitch bro
Guy 2: no I'm the boyfriend of the year
Ex-boyfriend Disease, otherwise known as Pompous Ass Disease. Warning symptoms include heart palpitations, diarrhea, severe headaches and a compulsive need to flee the country. There are many specimens that have been known to be infectious. If you happen to come in contact with one, back away slowly, avoid eye contact, and disinfect immediately!
Woman: I ran into Roger today..
Woman's friend: That bastard! And you had just stopped having diarrhea.
Woman: I know...I tried to run but he was too fast. Next thing I know, I have the sudden urge to live in Australia and go to the bathroom.
Woman's friend: You poor thing, I know quite a bit how you feel. I contracted Ex-boyfriend disease from Jake a year ago. The diarrhea comes and goes just thinking about it.