poo shoe

noun- a shoe after stepping in poo

ewww! it stinks in here- someone must have a pooshoe! everyone check their shoes.

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Poo Cheese

New Orleans term that means beyond sorry or the worse of the worse

Boy Dem Detroit Lions is Poo Cheese

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poo sniffer

One who, upon wiping their arse, then proceeds to sniff the soiled toilet paper to discern the odor/nature of what they have produced.

"That girl Marie is a goddamn poo sniffer. She admitted it when she was drunk the other night. Gross."

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fake pooing

Fake pooing is the acitivty/hobby you undertake when you're bored at work and want to go kill some time, but actually have to need to use the toilet

Fake pooing usually involves one (or more) of the following

using your phone to text/play games
reading the newspaper
drinking a cup of tea
jerking one off

'I'm was really bored today, so I went into trap 3 to play some Tetris on my phone and do some fake pooing'

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poo willy

The act of picking your ass for shit or sweat and going up to a buddy and sticking your finger in their ear and yelling POO WILLY! Very similar to the wet willy except for the source of material put on finger.

Ryan Garringer and John Nelson are homos so i gave their bitch asses a poo willy.

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Pee Pee Poo Poo

It's a poor used insult from which toddlers to grade 7's use to seem or sound cool.

Boy 1: hello new kid
Boy 2: Pee Pee Poo Poo
Everyone else in the playground: wow he's cool

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poi poi poo poo

A word used (derived from unfunny shrek orgy memes) by high ego grotty school kids which is believed to be "funny" if said amongst peers.

Jerry: Aiden thinks hes top shit just because he keeps shouting poi poi poo poo in the middle of class
Aiden: poi poi poo poo haha shrek funny sus among us roblox dababy discord mod

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