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see that bloke there? yeah the 8 pinter across the pub. he's a real ed laskey for true
Like go postal, but the shooter is goin' to college. The academic, pressures, cliques, Greek life, and latent homosexuality of so many college activities drives a minority of undergraduates into the going co-ed zone. Especially where state gun laws are less restrictive and where psychological evaluations matter less, they can pack heat and now down fellow co-eds, profs if they're really pissed. See Virginia Tech.
Horrified co-ed 1: Omg! It's like he's gonna go co-ed. He looks like a total freakazoid nerdster and totz ready to shoot
Horrified co-ed 2: and he's hot for the BMOC - never gonna get a piece of that either
Horrified co-ed 3: and he's been collecting semi-automatics! Shite.
Horrified co-ed 1: so are we gonna go to intro Econ class he's in tomorrow?
Horrified co-ed 2: yeah.
Horrified co-ed 3: sure why not.
a ginger nut biscuit probably no ginger pubes very veryyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy sus and gay
why are your pubes ed sherran colured
THE HOTTEST SEXY LITTLE GINGER TWINK MAN MAKES ME MOAN, STICK A HAIRBRUSH UP MY ASS, AND IRISH DANCE TO THE SHAPE OF YOU WHILE SNORTING STEROIDS. MAKES ME CREAM OUT PHOTOGRAPHS WHILE TWIRLLING MY HAIR AND AGGERISVLY BITING MY LIP. MY FAVORITE FOOT FETISH, SQUIERLY DADDY DINKY BADDIE BABYGIRL WITH GINGER PUBES.
Every night I beat my meat to Ed Sherran because he's daddy and has a monstrous cockity cock.
When you aren't really homeless , you just live on the street as part of your gig. You could hypothetically live on some elses couch- because you have plenty of friends who support you - but instead you choose to sleep on a park bench in the middle of London.
My friend claims he wasn't really homeless before he made it as a singer - he could have went and lived at his moms house and ate Spaghettios, and then have her tuck him into bed and sing a lullaby. But he chose to be Ed Sheeran Homeless and live on the street. That's how he became rich.
"the dumbest people on earth" a very rare condition in which people are always confused and they never understand anything. these people never laugh at jokes because their condition denies them from getting the joke. they'll always make you laugh because they're just soo dumb. usually common in the Sagittarius Zodiac sign. - Em
People: Ever heard of"Ed Syndrome" ?
Me: Yeah, ofc, my bff's have it. Zee and Kilsy are supa dupa slow.
overused phrase that is better left unsaid for the betterment of the group. often used in situations that are not deemed necessary. unwarranted use is often dealt with severly followed by pay up!
*earlier in bar*
Sara - nice to see you , sorry ed
*later in car*
Noid - I can't drive
Sara - I can drive
*repeat line above 3 times followed by 5 minutes of silence