I was sick

Something you say when you friend or teacher asked why you weren't at school

Frined: "Why weren't you at school yesterday ?"

Me:"I was sick"

I Refuse

A phrase said by people who refuse to do things, most popularly not waking up in the morning

Tom: I Refuse to leave Nathan: I also Refuse

Bitch I

A response to someone bustin yo chops for no other reason than to try and get you all riled up, i.e. your best friend

Hey man, why you eat all my chips?

Bitch I did not eat your damn chips ,you did last night you drunk fuck! I ate your damn cookies.

v i

An acronym meaning "Vaginal Intercourse" sometimes used in online chatrooms instead of the many alternatives.

so me and her were havin fun with v i when her dad walked in the room all pissed.

Dot the I

When a gentleman reaches sexual completion leaving a heaping load of wad on his mushroom tip, and proceeds to tenderly dab his spluge on the eyelid of his hoebag.

"Yo Joe, on Friday night I took that floozy back to my place and she let me Dot the I.

I ship it

I ship it means that you think one person and another will be good together or that they are going to get together, or you’re just plain annoying and want to make someone go insane *covers face in shame*. You can even ship ppl from different universes, for example you COULD ship an anime character with a book character, but that’s just plain illegal and a big sign that you could be a rly terrible person.

Me: *sees person talking and laughing with person, and them smiling back*
Me: *mutters under breath* I ship it ÙwÚ
Them: *months later start dating*
Me: I knew it!!!!!
Everyone else: ............... 911? Halp, we got a crazy person

b2+i

1.The way a penis smells after pooping.

yo nigga look at da smelly as white boy he betta get ride of that b2+i