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National kiss your girl 20 times

January 15 is national kiss your girl 20 times day

Today is national kiss your girl 20 times day so you kiss your girl 20 times

by I love booty January 15, 2020

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Definition must have at least 20 letters and 3 words

stupid rule that urban dictionary made

i made a definition that good but it wasnt long enough so i had to make it longer

by hornybastard March 14, 2005

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I'm not touching that with a 20 foot pole and a 40 foot extension

A phrase strongly stating that you do not wish, nor desire to oblige the current situation that is presented towards you.

Cult Leader: hey man, can you video tape me in my basement with my uhhh.. nephew?
Man: I'm not touching that with a 20 foot pole and a 40 foot extension

by bulletface April 20, 2015

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Suck a snooker ball up 20 ft of wavin pipe

A cocksucker of such amazing talent that one believes she could suck a snooker ball up 20 ft of wavin pipe

Damn look at that hot bitch I bet she could suck a snooker ball up 20 ft of wavin pipe.

by Gonzopunch February 9, 2009

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Can you get me a 20 dollar gift card for the app store

Can you get me a 20 dollar gift card for the app store

"HEY MOM Can you get me a 20 dollar gift card for the app store "

by Bandaid_guttz September 1, 2021


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This is how to count to 20. Pretty sure you already know this.

I am going to count to 20. 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20.

by I am a cat and u now know this July 23, 2018

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I'm a 20-something Hispanic man who has uncontrollable lust for women who spend over 100 dollars on collecting waifus and hours and realized that he can't collect a certain waifu due to random number generator

Translates to I'm Josie, and 100 dollars is an understatement.

I'm a 20-something Hispanic man who has uncontrollable lust for women who spend over 100 dollars on collecting waifus and hours and realized that he can't collect a certain waifu due to random number generator is something you wouldn't say on a first date.

by ManHandle669969 April 17, 2017

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