A college where 90% of created madden characters come from
My madden team is an Abilene Christian dream team
This chain of schools is full of the biggest pussies to ever grace the planet. Contrary to belief, Alabama isn't the only place where people fuck their cousins, this school is full of inbred motherfuckers. The staff at this school don't do anything but assign shitty assignments that are so outrageously stupid no one will do them. Their sports teams suck so bad, they haven't won any games since 2009.
Person 1: Did you see the game last night?
Person 2: Yeah, they pulled a Conway Christian.
A girl with a heart made of gold! A beautiful, boisterous, intelligent being full of love and determination. Driven for success and smiling genuinely as she goes. People often mistake her but love the book once they're pass the cover. The party is wherever Christian Nicole is.
Christian Nicole can only and forever be just that, Christian Nicole.
Drippy christian is drippy christian
He is drippy and supports DN all the way
He was a piss kink
Person A: YOO did you see what Drippy Christian posted on instagram yesterday?
Person B: Yeah, the mid-wank one?
A christian threesome is a sexual act involving boy-girl-girl. Thats what makes it wholesome, not no two guys and one girl, that's just gay sex with a witness.
Let's have a christian threesome, just me (guy), you (girl), and Sarah (girl), it'll be wholesome.
A guy who looks like a rat, his teeth are bigger than his dick. Avoid him at all times he has sti
Oh look thats christian anselmini, his tooth is bigger than his dick