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to do anything and everything humanely possible to make someone you care about stop swearing.
(N.B: when i was in elementary school this is the type of punishment our teachers threatened us with if we didn't stop swearing)
mother : Daniel, I will soon resort to having to wash your mouth with soap and lemon juice; you have a vocabulary problem
son : why should I stop swearing? Make me.
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from a flamingo video called "Roblox cart riders VS MY ADMIN TOOLS"
it means if you are asking someone if they like lemons
Guy 1: Ay you like lemons because I do
Guy 2: What?
A mechanic's way of saying "I'm having trouble working on this car."
"Dan, how's the transmission on my BMW coming along?"
"Got Damn Stupid Mother Fucking Piece of Shit Lemon What Fuckin Kraut Designed This Shitbox"
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A rude elderly person, who often despises anything new, or wasn't around when they were younger.
Man, I can't stand living with Maria. The Bitter Lemon is always getting on my nerves.
When an individual dumps another individual after they have received every possible benefit they could get out of them.
This is a reference to a lemon that gets squeezed every single drop out of it aftrr which it is dumped in the trash can.
Jane got some nice clothing from Joe, a place to stay until she saved up a bit, a new phone, a new car, a great trip to Ibiza. Joe is now poor and Jane abandons him. Poor Joe just became a victim of the squeezed lemon effect.
Want viral 0 times my TikTok account not yours
Crewmate: hey have you heard of LIMES._.LEMONS he's pretty funny imposter:no I have not but haha your sus
When a woman has a low PH in her vagina, causing it to taste sour and acidic.
I had to stop eating her out last night because her pussy was sour. She had lemon lips.