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matt

a boi who likes to scream in pillows while crying about his loss in a game of fortnite. don’t piss him off or he will hit you with a slipper

matt: NUH NUH NUH NAH PUTA

by shmexygorl June 2, 2019

1πŸ‘ 27πŸ‘Ž


Matt Special

Defecating and urinating in a bowl, and then placing your brother's hand in it as he sleeps.

I got bored last night so i totally gave my roommate a Matt Special!

by Cheeky Monkey! November 12, 2007

3πŸ‘ 10πŸ‘Ž


Matt Barclay

stupid, idiotic, mean and gay.

Matt Barclay is the gayest ever and loves penis

by Mekayla Jeffery February 4, 2010

3πŸ‘ 10πŸ‘Ž


Matt

A man with less than the average amount of hair. Known for inhaling women’s odours at the back of dark cinemas.

OMG, Matt just smelled my hair and groaned β€œShampoo”

by Fishboh August 8, 2019

1πŸ‘ 28πŸ‘Ž


Irish Matt

an irish matt is when performing oral intercourse between two lesbians they both squirt their love juice on each others faces and drink it then take a shot of each others blood

i saw my sister irish matt with her best friend last night

by Pervy Stew September 18, 2008

12πŸ‘ 68πŸ‘Ž


matt voz

a sussy little man

matt voz is a sussy little man

by uudigskjfd October 19, 2021

4πŸ‘ 11πŸ‘Ž


Matt Pellisier

The piece of s**t drummer who left the amazing band My Chemical Romance to "pursue his life". Replaced by Bob Bryer in 2004.

Person: Who was the first drummer of MCR?
Gerard Way: A POS; Matt Pellisier, who left us!

by LynnMStockk November 19, 2010

2πŸ‘ 6πŸ‘Ž