buddy bumped

When one decides for one reason or another to bump the buddies in their top-8 on Myspace to a lower position.

Most tweens/young teens do this when they are fighting with their friends about boys/and or who's lipgloss color is the cutest.

(girl crying...)
Mom: Hunny what's wrong? Why are you crying??
Daughter: Bobby buddy bumped me for some bitch ass ho from third period!
Mom: Awe, I'm sorry, just kick him in the huevos!

OR

Taisha: That BITCH! (gasping at the computer)
Shanaynay: Guuuuurl what's going on?
Taisha: Latisha buddy bumped me for that piece o' trash shithead that made her do a dirty sanchez!
Shanaynay: She a ho... forget about her!

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Asshole buddy

An aquaintence, such as a coworker, fellow church member, etc. with whom another person maintains a mutually beneficial relationship, all the while not actually liking that person at all.

I'm going to need a few extra pens so I can take some home. I'd better ask my asshole buddy in the supply room to hook me up.

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little buddy

A slang word for an average sized Indian man. Buddy is slang for Indian, and little refers to an average sized Indian because the average Indian is shorter than the average person.

Hey, Little Buddy, have you been to the Taj Mahal?

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buddy pounce

Very very irritating habit to instant message people as soon as they log on.

a perfect example would be :
*logs on to msn*
"ZOMGZORRZZZZ teh twitch"

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study buddy

invented by an art student at UGA, the Study Buddy is a drink consisting of a shot of vodka (the cheaper the better: Taaka is always a winner) mixed with a crushed up Adderall (5mg IR is plenty) and chased with Coke Zero. The drink is a perfect "fuck you" to non-art majors whose intoxication might impede their grades because everyone knows art majors make great drunk artwork, especially around the sleepless times of finals week.

Hey, let me make you a Study Buddy! It's cool, I'm an art major.

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buddy system

When the passenger of the vehicle steers for the driver of the car while the driver takes a hit from a bowl.

"Yo, let's use the buddy system, I wanna smoke from this bowl".

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ok buddy

often used as a shitty comeback similar to no u
usually is said in a sarcastic manner

"ur mom gay" "ok buddy"

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