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Christmas crackers

The testicles (from rhyming slang, Christmas crackers = knackers).

Kevin was very excited: Britney had just asked him to show her his Christmas crackers. Two minutes, and a slap round the face later, he was so disappointed when he realised the pop-babe had no knowledge of British rhyming slang!
Contributor's footnote: A merry Christmas to one and all.

by Dunky Oggins December 25, 2003

8๐Ÿ‘ 11๐Ÿ‘Ž


butt-cracker

When a person has a mom or dad thats a mexican, and his other parent is white.

Mark-man that guy is such a butt-cracker.
Harro-yeah his dad's a mexican.

by kram ykram January 19, 2008

8๐Ÿ‘ 11๐Ÿ‘Ž


Nut Cracker

A crazy white person, can be male or female, who is completely bat shit crazy. To recognize a female Nut Cracker please note the following description: They have loud, abrasive voices, smeared eye makeup from crying and broken cell phones from fights with their significant others (usually a male Nut Cracker). They may also have what is commonly referred to as a "tramp stamp" on their lower back with their significant other's name as the design.

The male Nut Cracker can be more elusive and harder to find. He can usually be spotted fist-pumping his way through blaring techno at the "hottest" club while screaming at his girlfriend on his brand-new Iphone. Although hard to identify, listen closely for telling sounds such as "I told you I was busy, you crazy bitch!" or "You're a whore, you crazy bitch!" He is usually communicating with a female Nut Cracker.

Both types are considered dangerous and normal people should proceed with caution.

That chick you were with last night? Total Nut Cracker. Did you see her throw her cell phone at her boyfriend because he was talking to the female bartender? Freaking CRAZY!

by Absolut Ang August 3, 2010

4๐Ÿ‘ 4๐Ÿ‘Ž


Cracker Barrel

Or, Cracker Barrel. A fat (round, or "barrel chested") white person.

Man, Cracker Barrel needs to lay off the fried foods; he's already round enough.

by Doc Midnight and Co. September 14, 2008

19๐Ÿ‘ 35๐Ÿ‘Ž


Cracker-Jack

Retarded Cracker

Kala u cracker-jack

by pLaYbOy_MiNi November 22, 2003

11๐Ÿ‘ 18๐Ÿ‘Ž


Cracker Barrel

(Noun) A three-person group sex formation in which a one white man is sodomized by two black men from the front and back.

After having having a lovely brunch at Cracker Barrel, Eugene, DeShawn, and Lil Wayne went home to have a cracker barrel.

by Hot Damn, Clarice! December 7, 2008

22๐Ÿ‘ 43๐Ÿ‘Ž


Salty Cracker

A white guy with severe dandruff problems.

"WASH YOUR DAMN HAIR YOU SALTY CRACKER!!"

"That fuggin salty cracka swimming is gonna turn our lakes turn into a lobster fest ocean.

by Dennis Lopez March 4, 2004

55๐Ÿ‘ 121๐Ÿ‘Ž