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Unit of energy, defined as the energy content of six million bodies, equal to about two terajoules.
Hence, one Hitler: 342300 J * 6 * 10^6 = 2.054 TJ
The bomb dropped on Hiroshima released well over two dozen Hitlers' worth of energy.
When you are in an environment that makes sweat because you are so hot.
"Man it's hotter than Hitler's ovens in here."
somebody who is super fucking hypocritical, because hitler hated jews but kikes are jews so like yeah
Guy A (Before Michael Jackson's death) Michael Jackson loves fucking little boys!
(After Michael Jackson's death)
Guy A: RIP Michael Jackson, he was such a legend and I don't care about the time he repeatedly thrust his nutsack in and out of a twelve year old's mouth!
Guy B: Man, you're such a hitler kike.
A man whose fragile ego disintegrates upon hearing that a woman he loved experienced an intimate encounter with an extraordinarily well-endowed ex-partner—one so physically impactful that it allegedly "hit" and opened her cervix. Overwhelmed by feelings of inadequacy, he reacts by adopting authoritarian, hyper-misogynistic ideologies, imposing radical sexist restrictions in a desperate attempt to reassert control over women, their bodies, and his own wounded pride.
Etymology: A satirical portmanteau blending cervix hitter (a crude term referencing the ex’s anatomical feat) with Hitler (symbolizing the man’s extreme, overblown response).
"After finding out his ex-wife dated an NBA player, Steve went full Cervix Hitler and started posting manifestos about banning yoga pants."
"After learning that Laura’s ex was nicknamed ‘The Hammer,’ Greg spiraled into Cervix Hitler mode and started campaigning against women’s gyms."
"It wasn’t the breakup that turned him into a Cervix Hitler; it was when she described her ex as 'a literal tripod.'"
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Adolfs evil little brother.
"that statement is so Bill Hitler."
The weatherman that gives you the impression there's a firing squad in the room with him, and that they're there to kill him, not fire him.
The Hitler resistance weatherman gave an almost Valkyrie caliber performance the way he kept readjusting himself, you would think the cameraman and a couple other guys were about to take aim and fire. The only thing missing was the guy wasn't as emotional as the actor in Valkyrie, that made the difference between him and Valkyrie.
Hitler's hatler is a top hatler that can also be used as a fleshlight u can also store stuff in it hitler used it once as a weopon because one of his soldiers walked in on him when hitler was useing the hatler fleshlight.
hitler's hatler was used to store his army