Hair Führer

The official title of Orange Caligula

Trump: My billionaire banker buddies need special tax breaks!
Ryan: Jawohl, Hair Führer!

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Scene hair

Choppy hair that looks like a five year old started hacking at it with scizzors. Sometimes with drawn in sections of "stripes" of different colored sharpie.

"Did you see her scene hair?"
"yea her sharpie stripes were so uneven."

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Hair Braided

Code word that means (head, Blow job) that hoes (whores) use when they are trying to fool the person they are talking to.

Gurl I braided his hair last night. Thought I'd need my stomach pumped.

Hey babe, I'm going to Kim's house, her hubby wants his hair braided

damn it's been a minute since my head been braided real good

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hair sauce

Any styling gel, pomade, wax, mud, cream, etc. Not appropriate for spray products, and more frequently for male- than female targeted product lines.

Shana: Dude, you're really working on that jewfro!
Gavin: Thanks, I started using a new hair sauce I got at the barber supply store, I think it's made a big difference.

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emo hair

Otherwise known as a scene haircut...you can usually find people with this cut lurking on Myspace. They typically style their hair with the bangs to the side and covering one eye...often the bangs are dyed abnormal colors as well. They are the same people who take pictures of themselves from the top, or just looking over the shoulder in an attempt at looking dramatic/contemplative/sad/emo. Usually the people who have "emo hair" are scene kids. Kind of like emo wannabees, except they get mad if you say that.

Did you see the picture of that guy on Myspace? He definately has emo hair - it's shaggy and you can't even see his eyes because his bangs are so long.

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toe hair

The small hair on the big toe. Looks like a Donald Trump piece.

Wow Kara your toe hair is silky smooth it looks like Donald Trumps hair piece.

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Lego Hair

When a person has hair that looks like a Lego hair-do. Example, when you go to the bathroom before bed, brush your teeth, snap off your Lego hair and set it on the counter for in the morning. The hair snaps off in the same manner that you would snap a Lego mans hair off. Lego Hairs are interchangeable and come in many sizes, shapes and colors. Lego hairs may be collected and stored to have many different Lego hairs on hand. Lego hairs can be washed under warm soap and water and they never lose their shape or color.

Wow, look at Rob's Lego hair, it looks perfect! and Wow, look at Rob's Lego hair, it makes his head look tall!

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