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A button up denim shirt that is quintessential in any basic bitch's wardrobe
That chambray shirt looks great w your MK bag
Leah: Does this shirt make me look fat?
Jay: Uh oh-
Leah: Does this shirt make me look fat?
Jay: Uh oh-
When someone is late and they were most likely just late because they were cuddled up in bed with their s/o.
“Where is Fido?”
“His wife was sleeping on his shirt tail, he’ll be here in a few minutes.”
When someone’s left a turd in the toilet
You put a sheet of toilet paper over it and piss on it until you see the turd through the paper
“Hey guys what did you do during lockdown?”
“We played the wet t-shirt competition game, fun for the whole family”
Female breast that are visible even in a loose fitting tee shirt.
Dude…that girls got tee shirt titties.
A signature shirt or sig shirt or SS is a shirt that a person in a picture wears usually on purpose. This is sometimes a person's ow custom shirt but mostly it's not. These are usually validated by a myspace whore or a just a man/woman looking for a hot date. sometimes it cld be just a bikini top (hopefully only for a girl)
(Signature Shirt)