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Regret food

When you eat a food knowing that there will be serious consequences in the bathroom

SHELLFISH GIVE ME THE SHITS BUT IM GOING BALLS DEEP.
No the regret food will be too much

by HeavyDynamite December 26, 2022


Ghost Food

Food that you've dropped (or even felt landing on your body) but is nowhere to be found, as if you never dropped any.

I was eating chips today and I dropped one but I couldn't find it anywhere, must have been ghost food.

by Anonymous Mark April 14, 2014


sport food

'food' that has little health value: chips, ice cream, candy, cheetos , "processed" meats , bread, e.t.c...

you want to stay for dinner? (response:) do you have any sport food ?

i had plenty of food, but no sport food !

jim: the "bulk" is after her thighs and ARMS! lauren, i've noticed ! , too much emphasis on sport food !

by michael foolsley May 3, 2023


Food miscarriage

Diarrhea

Man that chipotle gave me a food baby that tragically became a food miscarriage

by Pashera December 5, 2020


Cafeteria food

Low quality food that looks stale and unappetizing but costs relatively cheap. Usually is tax-free. Depending on your school, there will be days where the cafeteria serves higher quality food, such as Taco Bowl Tuesdays.

Only to be eaten when your mom didn't pack you lunch, or when you're too lazy or busy to walk to the nearest food place.

My mom forgot to pack my lunch so I went to order some cafeteria food. Unfortunately all the good stuff had been sold out and was left to order one of those sad-looking dried out cheeseburgers.

by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian November 6, 2021


Hospital Food

The concept of a nurse unloading a day's worth of shit into a decent meal and serving it to you.

Guy: The nurse came back with my food
Guy2: How did it taste?
Guy: Like dogshit fucking pizza
Guy2: That's Hospital Food!

by BIHTikTok November 8, 2021


elevator food

Piss and shit on the floor; bonus points if it includes vomit.

Dienda Dude, get a whiff of that elevator food.
Botha Shut the fuck up.

by ekzilo December 10, 2019