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A pastry commly used my the male gender for masterbation.
The man walked into the kitchen to see Jim humping a a home made apple pie.
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Overpriced shits that treats you like a terrible person. Every update, they didn’t even change anything. Worst of all, the battery probably end faster than the relationship between you and anyone else. But hey, at least the OS isn’t that bad isn’t it?
Yeah ask the memes.
P1: “Omg you heard that guy’s getting an Apple (product)?”
P2: “That thing is BS LOL”
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Marlboro regular cigarettes popular with cowboys and carpenters
Hey Jock-o you got any Red Apples, my old-lady smoked all mine
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The new word for apple sauce. For real its not a sauce! I don't see you putting it on anything. Just call it apple mush!
Dude #1 "Hey dude want some apple sauce?"
Dude #2 "Its called apple mush! Get your head in the game!"
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A slang word for the STD chlamydia
I gave some slut some apple pie last night.
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A now defunct piece of technology once popular in the 80's and currently only used by idiots who don't understand computers properly (Usually call Tarquin)
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An abbreviation of the name of a type of computer invented by the computer company Apple which Steve Jobs introduced in January 1984. The Apple Macintosh was the first commercially successful computer with a graphical user interface.
At one point in time the term Apple Mac was used as an abbreviation for all computers created by Apple. Now the computers are just referred to as Apples, although you can still see the Mac link with computers such as the Mac Pro.
Have you seen the new Apple Mac?
Have you got the new Mac Pro?
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