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Is one lobsters are not harvested or killed and are able to grow to the largest of possible sizes where they are than able to walk up out of the ocean water and attack the human race and even kill innocent people. Killer Lobster attacks are now very rare since we have not had a recorded killer lobster attack in over 952 years but that just means there is one lobster if not thousands out there planning on attacking and wiping out the human race but we stand ready with nukes
OH MY GOOD LOOK OUT! ITS AN ATTACK OF the KILLER LOBSTER!!!
To do something completely unnecessary yet totally awesome, even if it's a bit more difficult than the alternative..
I didn't need to escape the enemy base on a rocket while it exploded in the background. One of the numerous cars would have worked fine. But at some point we all must choose between what is right and what is awesome. At some point we all must choose to steal an attack walrus.
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To go out and get as drunk as it is possible in a short period of time. Do this by drinking quickly and accompanying every drink with shots of Aftershock, Sambuca, Absinth or whatever else the bar has. Called "binge drinking" by our wonderful government.
Were on all out attack tonite boys!!
Are we attackin it tonite boys?
Fuck, I think I'm dying, we attacked it last nite!!
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the sudden urge to eat a "Big Mac" from miccie-dees (McDonald's). teary eyes and a drooling mouth are some symptoms.
kid:i am having a bic mac attack get me a dam burger!
me: Will some one get this kid a happy meal!!?!?!?!?
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The attachment underneath most common office chairs used to raise or lower the chair's height, or when pulled out, to make whoever will sit in it next look like an idiot. When the lever is in, the occupant can recline to a reasonable distance. When this lever is pulled out however, the unwitting fool will recline way further than thought possible, causing this person to experience the feeling of falling. This may result in, but is not limited to: accelerated heart rate, loud outbursts of curse words, loss of colon control, and (according to a study I just made up) over 1000 heart attacks per year.
Frank: "Holy @$%#!"
*office laughter*
Frank: "Who the hell pulled the heart attack lever out on my chair?!"
*silence*
Alex: "Does something smell like zoo poo?"
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when you're eating a shload of peanut butter, and it it gets jammed up in your lower throat hole.
Guy 1 "dude im eating so much peanut butter right now."
guy 2 "watch out for dem peanut butter attacks"
guy 1 "*gurgle*" collapses and dies
A ninja technique where the ninja tapes knives in front his eyes and then strikes while bellowing out the name of the attack. Also a ghost wizard spell in which the ghost can make everything its victim sees look like it's made of knives if eye contact is made. The latter method of the knife eye attack is more effective, but less awesome.
KNIFE EYE ATTACK! KNIIIIIIFE EEEEEYYYYE ATTAAAACK!!!!
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