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August 27th 2020 is the day the simpsons predicted that donald trump will die...lets see
chad: “yo i head august 27th is supposed to be special”
ryan: “yeah i head trump is supposed to die that day..”
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August 13th is Super Straight Day, the day in which we come together to celebrate the people brave enough to come out as super straight, on this day we come together and party all day and all night.
Friend: yo bro, what you doing August 13th?
Me: don’t you know? It’s Super Straight Day, the day we celebrate people for coming out of the foot locker.
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Best date in the history of dates
Y'all are just mad cause you don't have a birthday buddy whos birthday is August 31, 2009
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Anyone born on this day has a fishy vagina 🐟 🐟🐟🐟🐟🐟🐟😔😔😔😔
Bro 1:“My girls birthday is August 15”
Bro 2:“Woah bro don’t go near her pussy then you’ll regret it”
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Chances you are lezbian or bisexual. Good luck trying to yell your parents.
My birthday is August 1st 2008.
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August 23rd is the day the kraken comes back from the US so she will need to be fucked very hard by panos. Okay seriously though Isaac she knows you are gay but she has missed you so she will need a sacrifice from u to kiss a woman that day. That is all.
Omg it’s August 23rd 2021 time to fuck an octopus
No Anal for this month! If you have Anal Sex you fail. You are also not allowed to sexually interact with someone else’s ass. Passing will let you move onto Stop Sex September.
Anti Ass August sounds like a protest...