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When someone flirts with you, then gives you the cold shoulder on and off.
"Are you and Cameron in a flirtationship or are you enemies?"
"I don't know he's bi-flirty"
When a woman finds her mole a beauty mark one day and a nasty mole the next day.
"One day she thinks its a beauty mark, the next day it looks like a wart....she's so Bi-Moler"
A heterosexual who becomes spontaneously attracted to members of the same sex after shaking hands with a sexy gay guy.
Also, the phenomenon in which this occurs.
"Hey, want to go camping next week?"
"Can't dude, still coming down from that contact bi I got at the gym last month."
When a straight person wants to be Bisexual for a certain amount of time, whether that be for a couple of minutes, hours, or a night.
at a Bar
P1: I’m Bi-ing
P2: oooh~ what are you buying?
P1: No bro, Bi-ing. As is being Bisexual but just for tonight. I wanna get some dick, but I don’t wanna be full gay.
P2: Sure thing bro, go get The D
A person who is typically and consciously heterosexual, until under the influence of drugs or alcohol in a social gathering. If aroused under such influence, this person ceases to care about their 'sober' identified sexuality, likely only initially identifying as 'straight' due to social grooming and/or having a tendency to favor the opposite sex.
"John is straight, right?"
"He says he is, but once he starts drinking he hits on guys too."
"So John's a Party Bi?"
"At the very least."
The worst insult in the history of insults. Worse then mom gay, dad lesbian, even grandpap a trap combined. *Cannot be deflected by no u*
1. Ur mom gay
2. Ur dad lesbian
1. Ur granny tranny
2. Ur grandpap a trap
1. Ur uncle bi
2. *Heavy panting* No...u
1. .....
2. *Obliterated by an explosion so massive it defies Elon Musk and kills Stephen Hawking
A sophisticated bath time procedure for real connoisseur's of hair health. It is the process of shampooing one's head with a shampoo and only a shampoo. Followed by a rinse. Followed by an application of a conditioner. And another rinse.
Bi-pooers know how it is meant to be, and adamantly despise brands such as: Head and Shoulders, AXE (hair products), Old Spice, et al.
Him: Hey your hair looks and smells amazing! What is your secret?
Her: I've been bi-pooing my hair for 24 years. Thanks!
Him: Dang! I use a 2 in 1.
Her: You give me the ick.