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Does not represent baywatch at all, hangs outs with everyone. Always with his friends and hangs out with the finest women tho will only take one at a time. His niggas luke nick justin gilltette and bastian are the realist boyz in town. Is honest and trustworthy, confident and definitely a boss!!
Everyone wants to be like Brandon Fontaine
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a nanja master who is texas country made....usually takes big craps on wednesdays but it just depends on the phase of the moon
"omg br is tcm" on wednesday
cya brandon rhyder
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Nothing but a crappy meme made as a massive coping mechanism by Biden supporters to cope with the fact that they support a complete clown of a president. Most of these memes praises Biden for his recent "accomplishments' which are just a bunch of bills that will cause Bidenflation to get worse and impose harsher taxes on the middle class.
Biden supporter: Dark brandon is rising! Look at the Job growth! Look all these bills he passed! IRA will decrease inflation! Plus he killed a terrorist while recovering from COVID! Lets go dark brandon!!!
Logical person: You do realize IRA will force you to pay higher taxes to pay off inflation and the reason job growth is so high is because people have been taking up a second job to be able to afford basic necessities that are no longer affordable due to inflation. Plus Biden did not kill anyone, a US drone operator did and Al-Qaeda has no been a threat to us since OBL died.
Biden supporter: wrong! Lets go dark brandon! Lets go dark brandon!
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One of the coolest motherfuckers you will EVER meet, giving, caring, a truly one of a kind man..... AND HAS A BIG DICK!!
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A guy who has soggy whale titties and greasy buttocks he sprays overpriced cologne on all the time. Brandon B's are like 16 but date 12 year olds online and break too many bones in their childhood. They are usually accompanied by kids with spaghetti hair.
"Whos that maggot working at mcdicks with sir spaghetti hair the third"
"Oh that's Brandon B"
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When a gay man and a straight man conjoin together by opening the gay man's penis hole and inserting the straight man's penis hole until white fluid oozes out, but only on April 24th.
I can't believe Danny just did a Dirty Brandon with Derek.
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An incredibly intelligent, humerous and bloody sexy individual with a mammoth wang. People can sense this man's manliness as soon as he steps into the room.
Kate: Mmmmm, my sugar muffin is getting wet.
Graham: Ooh, do I turn you on then?
Kate: Nope. I can sense a Tom Brandon nearby. God, I want his salty sausage in my shit's creek!
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